Forest Fire
What happens when your delinquent friends have kids? They light forest fires (the parent) and have the boys pee on the leaves so Smokey the bear doesn’t come hauling ass through the woods with an axe, and that crazy ranger hat….
Why don’t you guys pee on that so it doesn’t get outta hand?
“Dude, do you know how hard it is to start a forest fire in upstate NY? I’ve been trying my whole life…” – Kelly Baker at Bakers Acres
