Coked up dog.
The Jefferson Hotel is one of those luxury hotels that rich people and politicians stay at. It takes up a whole city block, in the capitol of Virginia, and has since 1895.
Last Night one of the men who works security was at my place drinking PBR light, this is directly from him-
As told by…
“So yea, I’m only working security for like a month at the Jefferson, and we get a call from one of the guests who says- ” theres FECES all over the hallway…on the fourth floor…”
So I go up to see what the deal is, and there is a trail of little tirds, like hansel and gretal or some shit, and it leads around the corner, and right to room 429, or whatever room it is. I knock on the door and no one answers, so I call the front desk, and ask who is registered to the room. “Mr. ‘so and so’ has already checked out…” is what I am told, so I use the master key, open the door and look inside. As soon as I open the door, I see shit EVERYWHERE, on the walls, on the floor, and the stuffing from inside the pillows is stuck all over the walls and the sheets are all over the room too. I go into the room to investigate, and see what the fuck happened, and I end up near the glass coffee table, that is covered in nose prints, you can totally tell it’s a dogs nose pressed all over the table, and then I see like a snorting dog nose smear over a half a line of coke. The dog totally did a half a line of coke, it got into this guys stash or whatever and went nuts… and shit all over the place.
I guess the guys freaked out, and just took off…
The Hotel just billed the guy a thousand dollars, and never heard from him again…..He didn’t contest the bill, and that was that.
